the trials and joys of serving mankind

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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

no idea

just can't think of a title today. shall we talk about work? ready, ok. shit, now i sound like a cheerleader. not that i was one. oh no, i was a jock. but i did always want to walk around in a little tiny skirt and cute sweater at school. i guess that's one of the reasons why i went to catholic school. ha!! anyway, work. well, work was really freaking exciting this week. i got to wait on a huge movie star, who i personally think is awesome, and it was so cool!! he was so nice, and a total foodie which was awesome, and said our food with truffles was better than a truffle dinner he had at the Ritz in Paris. he said, to quote "they didn't have the balls to do what you guys do with truffles." now i'm on the fence as to whether i should say who it is. he's gone now, although he did say he would return, so i don't think there's any harm in it. it's leo. yeah, that leo. "i'm the king of the world" leo. he is damn fine too, i have to say. he sat at our table in the kitchen, which is quite perfect for anyone who doesn't want to be seen. i've waited on a number of famous people, but he was definitely one of the coolest, and my favorite to date. except rob lowe. now there was a table i could hardly even go to cause i was in throes of remembered pre-teen crush land and acting like a total tool. it's exciting too, because we kick ass, and he was so impressed with the food, and service of course, and that is what we do. anyway, not really that funny today, or that anything today, just thinking about how much i love my job and my life, and how happy i am that i got my period!! didn't tell y'all that, did i? i was late, five days, and i'm never late. on the heels of a my crazy and sex filled weekend in vegas, a late period was a bit of a nerve wracker. but she came, and i'm happy, and i got to hug leo and eat one of his cookies (he made me!!), and now i get to go get a christmas tree (how exactly will i do this with my new convertible?? no idea) with my boy. life is good.

3 Comments:

  • At 1:46 PM, Blogger XeroND said…

    What a happy post! Brought me a smile! Thanks for writing...I've been patiently waiting for the next entry. Hope you have a great time picking out a tree!

    -B-

     
  • At 10:39 AM, Blogger j said…

    we did. it was totally fun driving away, in 46 degree weather, with the top down and the tree sticking out the top. lol it was great. although i hate that my living room is all tweaky now with moving everything around to fit the tree. i didn't realize how anal i was until recently, it's really funny.

     
  • At 4:23 PM, Blogger XeroND said…

    j- Somehow I can picture a bright orange Beetle driving down the road with a giant green tree in it. The thought is rather amusing I must admit.

    i didn't realize how anal i was until recently...

    "I'm anal retentive. I'm a workaholic. I have insomnia. And I'm a control freak. That's why I'm not married. Who could stand me?" -Madonna

    Of course she is married now, but it's still kind of funny. *smile*

    -B-

     

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