i am so lazy

oh my god, i am so lazy. my kid is out of school, so that means i don't have to get up at the crack of christ and take him to school. which means i can sleep in. which means that i am so tired from sleeping so much that i sit on my ever widening ass on the couch for my days off while my little boy runs around like a cyclone. at the risk of sounding like i'm making excuses (which of course i am but whatever), my son did say he didn't want to leave the house, but my god we've been here for two days. i haven't cleaned, although i did do one load of laundry and run the dishwasher. oh the excitement. i've also become a bit of a tv addict. you want to know why? because i got effing tivo. oh yeah, baby, bring on the addiction. now not only do i have high-speed unlimited internet with which to waste time, i have all the shows i've not been able to watch while working nights just sitting inside this little machine waiting for me. just waiting and calling and wasting all of my time. my old favorite quantum leap? oh hell yeah. desperate housewives? didn't know anything about it, but now it's there every week. same with lost, all the damn csi's, the freaking ellen show and oprah (love her, but...) oh my god, there are so many things i should not be spending my time watching, but there it is. and, they gave it to me, so it's not like i can give it back and change service. anyway, i've got another leap to watch and some back issues of cl's best of. someone stop the excitement.